do NOT come

to one of our homes ...

...IF you do not come as a GUEST(!!!), but rather as a brutal "User", without respect for an Individual Home and for it's equipment and personal character.

...IF you are not ready to read our website, to learn about the individual options, that our homes can offer for sensible  individuals, who fit to our places as GUESTS.

...IF you expect a sterile "Hotel Suite" or a  minimally equipped "Prison Cell" or "Airbnb Stay", but not a living space for a family, equipped with several appliances needed in dayly life, individually enriched with some modern stuff and personal traveling memorials from a few continents.

...IF you (and your kids) do not respect and leave untouched all the decoration elements around the home, but miss-use and even brake them, eg by using them as playing material. ***

...IF you break our equipment and machinery by miss-using it, and if you treat any machines and equipment not in accordance with their user instructions or our regulations. ***

...IF you do not accept our entertainment equippment (eg Alexa, TV+Video+Film via Internet etc) and touch it's installation and configuration, braking it's functions and features, or even it's components. ***

...IF you are going to change and\or destruct our furniture or electrical equipment (eg moving furniture, de-installing lamps etc). ***

...IF you are going to steal our equipment (eg decorations, DVDs, tableware, kitchen equipment, bed linnen, towels, etc pp). ***

..IF you do not trust us to be a responsible host, not having installed and working with any kind of video or audio spyware, so that it is not necessary for you to deactivate or remove any "suspicious" things (eg clock, Alexa, IoT-control etc), and to make lots of re-arranging and re-configuration necessary afterwards. ***

*** Unfortunately, all these kinds of bad behavior have been shown by some stupid and inappropriate ""guests"" lately. We will not tolerate such a behavior any more!


Please, come as a

Real GUEST (!!)

Not affected by those IFs above!

And be sure:

You are welcomed by a

Real HOST (!!)